IS MY TIME UP?
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience Seeing God, she asked," Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live"
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift, lip enhancement, boob job, liposuction, and a tummy tuck
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital
While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?"
God replied,
"Girlllllll, I didn't even recognize you"
My 3 Daughters where snatched by the state of Utah for monitary gain. I was given a defective/drug addict attorney and the state was allowed to lie under oath in order to terminate my parental rights. Their case worker even had the nerve to say my daughters were adoptable because they werer little white girls, What a crock!
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